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So the Squirrels are back with a vengence! This time they tricked me into being nice to them when it appeared that they had quit their malicious behavior and a peaceful co-existence had begun.  Well all that is shattered now that they are all horny (again) and now they're really aggressive and downright disrespectful seeking their cheep thrills in any tree they come across.  I've never heard squirrels make such sounds, almost like birds in their complexity.  I should have known better, I mean they're squirrels and squirrels are, well, squirrley, and yet somehow I forgot that. I also forgot that there is some sort of squirrel hotline so even if I go down to the club for a day or two sure enough, a representative of the tree rats is more than likely to spot me and then the harassment begins all over again. Seriously, don't f*** with a squirrel, they and theirs will then do whatever they can to drive you NUTS!

okay that last entry (below) is pretty disgusting, even for me so I'm writing a few sentences to knock that filth down so nobody will ever read it!

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OMG!_NFW! all these GROOVEY CHICKS TALKING TO ME?!
what in the world happened allavasudden? confidence? riches? my new ab machine? - the last few years of my work has been based on not getting any and now that it's coming out of every nook and cranny I'm worried I'll become some  complacent 'cock of the walk' and lose any creative juice now that much of it is staining the sheets of many a saucey trollop and tavern wench across the circuit.

what the hell is happening ? ahhhh!

i HAVENt come down to LA yet as everything is delayed! But I'm totally trying to line stuff up! With the price of gas and all the planes being delayed for over 24 hours I'm considering just driving down in my SUPER VAN WITH DISCO INTERIOR and just sleep in it like all the Metal Dudes used to do on the Sunset Strip! I got some ladyfriends I can crash with from time to time and I think there are a few new ones on the itinerary as well as a buddie that has a condo on Sunset so I may just forgo the Mondrian Hotel this time - I mean the SkyBar is done and you basically have to tip the bellboys with coke so I think it might be cheaper to just take SUPER VAN and pick up a few yippi's along the way AND THEY CAN CHIP IN ON GAS SO I SAVE MONEEEEE (ANY YIPPI INTERESTED IN GOING TO LA ALONG THE PATH OF INTERSATE FINE AND THE 101 GO AHEAD AND E ME - i'M THINKING MID JULY- I can film it, too!! THE MAGICAL ME-STORY TOUR!!(c) - HEY! an AMERICAN INDIAN can ride along side and jump off their horse and onto the roof of the Van! - and take the ice chest that is strapped to the top and jump back on your painted Palamino and ride away with a cry!! Then later when I'm attacked by wolves I'm saved by a score of arrows with feathers spotted in the same fashion as the ones on the Palamino, each one piercing the hearts of the rapid, snarling pack as SUPERVAN breaks through into the twilight, never once seeing the master archer to whom the travelers fate had been saved.

I think that would rock!!

_Neil

So I'm cleaning up the porch and I am organizing all my cans and bottles and basically gift wrapping my garbage so the city will accept it and i look into a cardboard box that was storing various pieces of garbage and I see something moving.  I think to myself  "oh great, roaches, and big ones too" but upon looking closer I notice the telltale sign of little beaks wide open expecting some food. "Good Christ!" I yelled and jumped back, afraid to get any closer - it was a little bird's nest, almost miniature in it's design, woven intricately from the strands of the old Weeping Burch in my backyard. I was shocked that I had been moving this junk around to throw out and these poor little birds (I counted at least three with two unhatched eggs about the size of a marble could have been thrown away at any time due to my random method of cleaning house.  After I gained my composure I carefully returned the box to as close to where it had been sitting for about two months and left - sure enough in a brief moment a little crested sparrow showed up with some feathers in its beak.  The little bird was clearly distraught and hopped about from table to chair to porch rail and then flew off again. This was bad, I ran out to the porch again and put the box close to where the bird had been hopping around under the table and jumped back inside. Sure enough the little bird came back again and this time, after hopping around in the same pattern FOUND THE NEST and went in! The Crested Sparrow continues to fly back and fourth, feeding those hungry little beaks and leaving me in this conundrum - all of a sudden the pile of trash on my porch is now an ecological zone - I'm starting to realize the beauty of renewal, even through the wasteland of the toxic swamp that was once my back porch, life springs forth! I've had to pay the crows an extra pittance of crackers now so they don't try to eat them, they generally wont if the hatchlings are still alive, and the sparrow continues to fly in and out with various forms of seed, meal and carrion for the little ones.

Summer has finally arrived to Seattle, finally I get the warm evenings that one takes for granted while living next to the La Brea Tarpits - (Soon I will be down there, trying once again to save that poor Woolly Mammoth and once again to no avail, alas.) The Seattle area, geologically speaking is just a lot of silt left over from the ice age - in fact this year has seen the largest and latest melting snowpack in officially recorded history so it's kind of funny when you hear people tell you all the ice up North is melting IT ISN'T! - but anyway the bounty of spring and the leftover stock from winter lets us leave our jobs early because the boss already took yesterday off and is going sailing tomorrow so all us lilly white bookworms that talk like NPR announcers (don't deny it you Seattleites!) go out into the sun and get burns that will turn into tans later and take you just one step closer to skin cancer and in about two months the sun is gone and we can all crawl back into our basements and invent some new computer widget that makes it even harder to get stuff done or perform some whiney song about the girl that left you for another girl and be all proud of ourselves for being sexually ambiguous. That's Seattle - trust me.

Memories of 3rd Grade!!

    I got invited to a few little girl tea parties when I was a kid along with a few of my friends. One time the gang and I rode our banana bikes with the sissy bars and the slick on the back down the hill to Chris Rumfs house where all the cuter girls in 3rd grade had been working all day on these very interesting looking mud pies with rocks on the top and leaves tastefully arranged all around them - there was a complex array of sticks that they called 'silverware' and a whole lot of empty boxes of campfire girl cookies that they were hoping to bribe us out of our allowance money to pay for after eating what they should have sold to the neighbors. Well me and the boys didn't fall for it and we busted up that tea party pretty well and used the dirt pies as dirt clods and pelted the little old ladies house next door and we were on the next hill jumping off our makeshift ramp when the cops showed up at poor Cris Rumfs house.

    Those girls never talked to us again until for some reason in 11th grade when we came over when her folks were out to finish off the booze that they had already got a head start on and we wound up doing other things, things that were soft, sweet and sticky!!!

_N

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WHY DID I SIGN BACK UP TO MYSPACE?
>Message: IT'S FULL OF KIDS!!!>NO OFFENCE!!!!>THIS SITE IS MUCH MORE GROWN UP!!!>DARKSTAR
Neil's Reply: And the kids that are here are pretty together people (Like Tori) - Dude! I joined MYSPACE to talk to one person and all of a sudden I get messages from 17 year olds with tattoos and piercings wanting a 'friend with benefits' situation because they're sooo mad at their boyfriend! I usually scare them away by telling them they need to go to a church right away and prey to Jesus for forgiveness or the devil will come into their bed in a fortnight and give them a good licking! - actually that probably turns them on but all the same I never hear from them again -
It's only a matter of time before most kids today would rather sell their asses on the myspace rather then get a job - oh that's right all the jobs are taken by third world refugees! Refugees gotta eat as well, I'm just saying the kind of jobs I got when I was a teenager are now being done by someone else - and I was pretty lazy anyway.

It's actually really sh***y for most youth today - the economy is going to get way worse and opportunities are going to be harder to find - even for the smart ones - I'm hoping to G*d that Obama becomes President! I don't agree with a lot of what he plans to do but he actually DOES have the kind of experience we are going to need in the White House because we are going to have to pass out a lot of money to a lot of people who are hurting bad - and honestly - I trust him to do it - Hillary's butt would have just gotten bigger and bigger if she was elected and the Peoples Republic of Vietnam will just pick up the phone and activate the hypnotic suggestion they put in Mcain's mind while he was a P.O.W. and all of a sudden he'll go into a trance and walk over to the panic button and launch on Beijing!

I think the one cool thing about kids today is that most of them are pretty much for Obama - so even if Mcain takes it - Obama is here to stay and we all better learn to work wit 'dat!

street hooks!

Neil


May is the month I get "From Concentrate" all put together - I'm beginning with sound sync tests on the hardest partsI'm bringing in one of the best local sound engineers Bob (The Bishop) Bishop as he kicked ass fixing the sound formy lead actor Paul's piece "Handsome Men of Action".  I'm transferring everything for viewing only - THEN after logging and setting an EDL list (yes, I actually use EDL lists) I go back to the film and EDIT IT BY HAND - Unless of course the boys at the local lab here tell me to just cut the segments out where they are then fed into the printer individually - I can't see how that would be the way to do it as there are lots of quick cuts - I'm pretty sure I have to splice it together - I really want to do it this way so I have a master that is OPTICALLY PRINTED! but I may have to just scan the film at the highest possible format and then spit it back out onto film - BUT THE GOAL IS TO RELY ON THE STATE OF THE ART TECHNOLOGY AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE -  as Han Solo said when cut off by two Imperial Star Destroyers "Here's where the real fun begins!" I'm so in the zone now - oh! I may do most of the lab work in Hollywood as there are way more places to do the work - aaaahhhhh! I gotta get down to LA ASAP!!!

Date:	Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:40 AM
\Title:	- i'M Really glad you're all voting for me BUT!
Message:	- all the videos I've posted are merely DOCUMENTATION OF MY PROCESS and NOT the final product in any way!! - I hope people are picking up on that and seeing it as sort of 'The Making Of...' or like the early NASA footage (I mean c'mon JetCar...NASA - if you look closely there is a reference to the first NASA SPACEWALK in the Houndcat video and I won't tell unless someone guesses - it's a RIDDLE- and I am the Riddler! mwahha haaah ha ha!)so understand you ain't seen NOTHING YET Unlike other films that have chosen to use yippi.com as their primary promotion arm, I am being TOTALLY TRUTHFUL about my process and what is REALLY HAPPENING ON MY FILM as opposed to some of the other dog and pony shows that have some little men hiding behind a curtain pulling all the switches (and trap doors!) so perhaps what the yippi community sees is someone actually GENUINE presenting themselves and what they do - It's so funny that people use the same old excuse for shooting horror garbage is that 'it's what people want to see' - we'll then why are the people voting ME up on this site and I'll never touch horror again after experiencing more for real horror than you could ever imagine - SHOOTING HORROR IS A COP OUT ATTITUDE - AND TO SAY THAT EVERYONE STARTS OUT IN HORROR IS FALSE - YOU START WITH HORROR AND YOU ARE STUCK WITH IT BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO NOTHING BETTER! Now don't get me wrong - horror is a valid emotion and part of what we do as filmmakers is to explore emotions and themes - BUT TO SIMPLY EMULATE THE CURRENT STATE OF THE ART AND NOT TAKE THOSE THEMES TO A NEW DIRECTION OR LEVEL MEANS THE WORK IS INSIGNIFICANT - so why bother? Anyway I'm getting off the subject - urm, what was the subject again? - oh yeah, I'm editing MY FILM 'From Concentrate' and i may or MAY NOT decide to feature the PREVIEW here on yippi - I mean I guess what ever is left of the actual users of this site seem to vote for me - AND I HAVE NEVER - EVER REQUESTED A VOTE FROM ANYONE so I guess I can count on a fair number of people looking at it AND HOPEFULLY TEAR INTO IT AS HARSHLY AS POSSIBLE! - - BUT JUST REMEMBER! YOU GIVE ME A SMACK - AND I'LL SMACK YOU BACK!! _lOVE to aLL _Neil T. Skowronek

I'm sure there will be one episode in my future where 'she' shows up on my doorstep and the FUTUREWIFE defends her territory with honors! - so 'she' retreats to her hotel suite after whispering her room number along with "i'll be waiting" - All of a sudden Enoch (my eldest son) comes running up to me - "Hey Dad! is that xxxxxx xxxxxxx? that super hot movie star woman that just divorced that bigtime Hollywood producer? - so you DID KNOW HER! - no wonder Mom told me it wasn't true and to not ask you-ha! - WOW Dad! you should totally go to her hotel room and nail her! - I'll distract Mom, but you gotta let me get away with at least a 'B-' in Advanced Calculus, I'm too busy with my physics experiments to take the extra credit in Calc.

 

So I just recently discovered that 80% of the girls in design school that I was a total bastard to have all confessed to peers that each one of them secretly wanted to do me but I never went to any of their parties - even the ones I was invited to - - - this actually just makes me madder at them because what kind of woman does the grudge f**k thing? - I mean I really didn't like any of you and I meant what I said, but yeah, you were all really hot and I probably would have done you the favor if you had provided me with a smoke and a drink or two but WOW I TOTALLY THOUGHT YOU LOOKED AT ME AS A TOAD - AND YET NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN I have about four confessions in the last four months along with further names!?- DAMN! actually that explains that one month of clubbing - that was a big weird time for the clubs in LA in the early 90's - a generational shift - damn kids always on my lawn! Sorry I never tread on yours, design school girls...

Introducing 'The GotLit' soundtrack contest!|
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i WILL hold a contest for all yippi musicians for my
NEW sexymoviecalled "The GotLit"  READ ON>>>>

It's about how a group of NE'ER-DO-WELL KIDS try to make a movie by organizing a small army of disgruntled ACTORS and MUSICIANS and HIJINX ENSUES!                                                              

and eventually the whole process devolves into one big orgy - Art Flesh Steals that scene    -                                                                                                                                               

Then everyone smokes crack and starts fighting for the crumbs when it runs out -

Then some guy in a rainbow colored ski mask comes in and chops up everybody and then feels      sorry for everyone and tries to put all the body parts back together but you wind up getting weird body sculptures where you have male heads attached to female bodies - legs are where arms         should be and then some goat by the name of 'Trailer Park Trixie' starts munching on the entrails - that shot is continuous and goes for like 7 minutes! Then the camera turns around and we see that   the crew has also been butchered except for the director that just sits there amongst the carnage     looking quietly and finally chimes in with his megaphone..."That was Great! Really Great - print it! - uh erm.. do you think we could do that one more time?"Suddenly a light falls on his head and bolts of electricity envelope his convulsing bodyas we FADE TO BLACK and the CAPTIONS READ

"...Got Lit?"  DISSOLVES INTO "The End.  No, really we mean it this time..." 

                                      

Auditions begin May 1st (international workers day) at 5:30am SHARP! at my new studio/club which I'm thinking about naming "The Stay-Free Mini Pad" (at least on 'Dike Night') first come first serviced and don't worry, prepare to ad-lib - you'll all have to pay for your own airfare.

I'm thinking the music should be along the line of early Baroque (nothing past 1790)
- please include references, GOAT WRANGLERS ENCOURAGED TO  APPLy                                                                                                                                                            THX!Neil Skowronek!

 

CASTING CALL:

Seeking two women to replace the current cast of SAUCY TROLLIPS that come to my house, party and play 'Bad Dog!' and 'Side Saddled Sadie' with me - must be active and limber, all sizes, ethnicity and hair colours welcome!  Must be willing to clean up after and cook breakfast - compensation dependent on experience and the laws of this state in regards to soliciting.

STICK WITH YIPPI FOLKS! IN TWO YEARS THE ONES THAT WERE HERE IN THE EARLY DAYS WILL BE WORSHIPED LIKE GODS IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES! (LIKE HOLLYWOOD, CA) ! YIPPIIIIIIIIIII!!!

 

Ali-Salaam and I just shot a great audition for Biggest Loser, Ali is trying out for the part with his younger brother - Ali is in pretty tough shape - (he scared the hell out of some chumps that were trying to mess up my Super JetCar! in front of a bar one night) - but he wants to get down to his trim fighting weight so he's going for it - I really hope it works out for him

I did this for Ali-Salaam in the past (people seemed to like it):

http://www.yippi.com/alisalaam/videos/?v=108839

DONT FORGET TO GO TO HIS SITE! >     http://www.alisalaam.com/

- I have had the pleasure of casting Ali-Salaam in my film "From Concentrate" and it was one of the best decisions I've ever made - He's leaving for LA in a few days and I'll be meeting up with him for the work I'm doing there soon - still can't talk about it yet - %$@*!! oh well - I never thought I'd miss that town, but last time I was there everything just came back to me and I guess you just can't take it out of me - it's what I do - I can't help it - sheesh, I'm remembering so many HUGE things I was involved in over the years - it's funny when people try to call me on it - especially the crybabies!

A very important rule in the real Hollywood:
"Don't try to enforce the laws of the studios and unions if you are breaking them yourself "- you hear that Hollywood?

OMG! all these GROOVEY CHICKS TALKING TO ME?!!

HOW AM I GONNA DEAL WITH THIS?...GEE THIS IS REALLY A PROBLEM...WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME ALL THE TIME?
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THANKS FOR LETTING ME COME BACK AFTER MY CELEB REHAB!

I have Turrets Syndrome when it comes to postings and will just fly off the handle and can be extremely insulting and I apologize to everyone that I have offended on this site - I'll  try to be more vague in the future and focus more on my squirrels and space cars and  half naked women -  no need to protest, I'll accept the burden.

i'VE Learned to accept the fact that there are a few MAGALOMANIAC LOSERS on this site pretending to be all connected and stuff with no real substance (except really bad 3D graphics) and people just need to find out for themselves 'the truth" - and most of the cool peeps have pretty much done so already - oh, i'm talking about "American Idol" NOT THE HOLLYWOOD SUMMiT SHOW - The latter makes superstars out of everyone they feature! And they didn't even pay me to say that! ABSOLUTELY NOT! i sure wish I could watch it everyday!  IT'S MY FAVE AND i LOVE EVERYONE INVOLVED IN IT - No really, they're the best EVER! - saved my career that's for sure! I encourage everyone to go on it - 

THAT'S ONLY MY HUMBLE OPINION - EVERYONE SHOULD REALLY JUDGE FOR THEMSELVES!

happy April 1st, everyone!

Ha HAAAAA!!

I have rescued my blog - I LEGALLY hacked the system!
- yes! the material was still there - but they never expected an attack on the exhaust port and now the files have been recovered!!!

<<<<<<read this!!!>>>>>>>
I have a drunken video of myself trashing my studio and it's not like an angry pathetic thing. It is embarrassing but I'll put it on if I get 1000 new peeps -

so go tell two friends, and then they'll tell two friends...and so on...and so on...a-a-and s-s-so on....

            From Concentrate a "regular gage" 16mm feature film

"It's in the can"   COMING SOON TO A LIBRARY NEAR YOU

written directed and produced by Neil T. Skowronek, renegade Eagle from club #1 in Seattle.

Oh man! I just found the video I shot of me destroying the work art department did for me - oops!
I was really drunk! Probably should have filmed the stuff before I tried to play with it  under the influence of beer(urp!)

I think it's just too embarrassing to release it here on yippi -but I suppose if enough people want to see it I'll put it up
I will after 1000 votes from DIFFERENT PEOPLE (NO CHEATING HACKERS!)

SO ALL MY GOOD PEEPS! GET THE 1000'S OF FRIENDS YOU HAVE TO SEND ME AN OFFICIAL REQUEST TO AIR THE DRUNKEN DIRECTOR VIDEO AND I'LL DO IT! IF YOU DON'T...i WON'T and you can't make me, so there!

I got the first stack of cans back from the lab - ohman ohman ohman!  I have about three hours of film to concentrate down into about 55min - eeeek!

I'm debating on how to do the editing - I think I'll have to go for it and do it traditionally - gulp-by hand!! that would actually be the easiest way to do it

for me

he heee!

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update:

ALARM!! *  * *  * ALARM!! *  * *  * ALARM!! *  * * *  *

=_J  E  T  C  A  R      A  P  P  R  O  A  C  H  I  N  G_=

WE HAVE A VISUAL

PATCHING IT OVER!

in T minus.....?    ?    ?     ?

Reply:

Neil:

the 'ol owl hoot said I was yeller! that's why -

we're friends now - I got lucky and admitted it to him and he cracked me one in the jaw for good measure and so I bought him a beer at the bar next door where the strippers dance and can actually make change for you with their g-string bank machines!

burp

Posted on Feb 22, 2008 1:12am | Delete

Reply:

Neil:

'TAINT SO!

Gather 'rond younguns and I'll tells ya the real story...

when the Civil War come we Skowroneks and Bentleys were still feudin' in the old country - we missed all that but came to this fine country durin' the turn o the century - 1900 that is...

Dutch-Polish Lancers and English Tommies fightin' the last of Europe's Empires - Old Great Grampa was shelled by the Germans wile trying to get a message back to HQ on the Captain's motorcycle - 'ol Fritz threw shells the size of steers at 'em and he caught one in the leg - but he delivered the message and was sent behind the lines.

Later in a London hospital he heard the news that the British Army suffered the greatest loss in their military history - the Battle of the Somme...70,000 of England's finest sons were mowed down by the Maxim gun in one day. My Great Grandfather died of gangreen and a broken heart, all his mates and his Captain were slaughtered and only he survived. While my Grandfather was visiting him before the gangreen set in - he witnessed the Germans daring Zeppelin attack on the city in which one gigantic Zeppelin was shot down over the outskirts of London in a fiery mesh of steel and canvas along with the charred remains of the Great Keiser's most loyal airmen.

So my Grandfather was sent to the coal mines in Canada as his family was broken and my mother's side of the clan comes from them.

My Father's side were of Polish - Dutch Aristocracy mixed with Bohemian Gypsies (yes, I'm a real Bohemian) - they didn't do too well against the Russian Cossacks and so they snuck into this country - refugee status was a lot easier to prove back then and most officials looked the other way because the country needed to be populated (and quick) during the turn of the century -

That wing of the family scattered and my Grampa was a logger, a boiler maker and essentially a Marksist (but I forgive him) - he also shipped out on Liberty Ships during WWII as a rigger and his ship was attacked by the Japanese Air Force - usually the Zero's would come in quick, tear things up and then get the hell out - until things got bad and they would just keep shooting until out of bullets and then try to ram the aircraft carriers - attricion eventually prevailed in the Pacific, a waste for both sides.

I wanted to go to war but I'm too old - and I beat up a Marine recruiter once and he refused to sign me up -

oh well

my ancestors are tellin' me to calm down and have babies anyway -

you know where I can buy me a few?

I hear that spot down by the dumpsters on Santa Monica and LaBrea is the new place - but not the pink dumpster, that one's apparently full of twinks from the night before....ewwwww.


that's enough for t'night younguns...Old Grampa's gotta date in town tonight!

yeeeeeehaaaaaa!

babies! babies!...must make babies!!

Neil (Old Granpa)

Posted on Feb 21, 2008 3:19pm | Delete

quynhsamel replied:
Neil, that was a real awesome story!!! Out of curiosity...why did you beat up the Marine recruiter? Cheers for you tonite...and your potential baby making. :-D

Posted on Feb 21, 2008 11:11pm

Reply:

Neil, that was a real awesome story!!! Out of curiosity...why did you beat up the Marine recruiter? Cheers for you tonite...and your potential baby making. :-D

nikalacheyene:

HAPPy THRUSDAy!
JUST ONE MORE DAy UNTiLL FRiDAy!

Posted on Feb 21, 2008 11:53am

quynhsamel replied:
Happy Thursday to you too! :-D

Posted on Feb 21, 2008 11:00pm

Reply:

Happy Thursday to you too! :-D

Neil:

Then 'ya better prey for triplets cause you can't leave the trailer 'til y'a done raise your man's beer and cigarette money...you got that...woman?

_old grandpa

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quynhsamel replied:
You are very wise Old Grandpa...how wuz it that you'd escape from the Appalacian family farm? I heard it was a legendary tale filled with sett'n crooked teef straight an' kill'n Yankees...with your crooked bare toes.

Posted on Feb 21, 2008 12:52am

Reply:

You are very wise Old Grandpa...how wuz it that you'd escape from the Appalacian family farm? I heard it was a legendary tale filled with sett'n crooked teef straight an' kill'n Yankees...with your crooked bare toes.

flexx73 replied on his profile:

np in a day I will be posting up part 2 keep your eyes open for it when it comes :) It will also be in my profile if you miss it on the board..

Wells Fargo on 45th and University Way in Seattle is full of whiney bitches that steal your money!

this is no lie! I've talked to sooo many people about this and sooo many people are switching to other banks because of it!

the Manager of that branch knows I have 100x times more money to cover a check that he has probably pocketed to buy his drugs and just won't clear my check because he is a stupid bitch!

I intend to call the police on monday and have them come down to that branch with me, I will include financial statements that prove I can cover the costs - there is no excuse for holding onto my money and making me lose my phone, power, heat and livelyhood - it is specifically the manager of the Wells Fargo on 45th and University way the needs to be held accountable - I don't care if my attitude is more bitchy than his - I want my money back! - MONDAY!

it's time to remove that chump from his position!

i FOUND OUT THAT THEY COULD CLEAR THE CHECK IF THEY WANTED TO - THEY'RE JUST PLAYINIG THE BITCH GAME WITH ME AND i CAN OUT BITCH PUNKS LIKE THAT ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!
---------------------------JUST WATCH!! SO MANY PEOPLE ARE ON MY SIDE ON THIS WELLS FARGO WILL HAVE TO FIRE HIM IN ORDER TO SAVE FACE - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!

BACK ME UP SFWB's you're my only hope!!!

-Neil Skowronek



I hate Karma!

the mudpile I made when I tore up my backyard with my Chevy v8 caused me to slip and now I have an elbow full of mud and blood -

mud and blood

how Seattle is that?

that's all Seattle

til April
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sheeeeeeeeet
can someone please tell me how to contact this HOLLYWOOD SUMMIT person?

ATTENTION ALL YIPPIS!!!  ATTENTION ALL YIPPIES!!!
THE SUPER FWB's Official JetCar Video(tm) HAS BEEN DELAYED
repeating
THE SUPER FWB's Official JetCar Video(tm) HAS BEEN DELAYED

they appear to have some king of 'cloaking device' installed that is affecting our ETA

they also appear to have installed a 'rubber trenchcoat device' that apparently is easy to clean and is anticonductive

they also appear to have installed a 'bunny suit' device so we have reason to believe they are envoys from the "Plushie Empire"

FULL BATTLE STATION ALERT!!
FULL BATTLE STATION ALERT!!

Prepare to be boarded!

that is all

QWEST BLOWS TOTAL DOG

F THOSE FKRS

COMCAST IS ALL BETTER NOW AND my House's Cherry gets popped by cable for the FIRST TIME EVER

IT'S 2008

HOWZDAT?


JANUARY 23RD 2008

wOW the year seems like it's almost over already...just finished a short project up north in Bellingham - a totally cool dude that needed pointers on how to do digital stuff - hey, I think we all know by now that I hate digital but if you're just starting out and need to produce something really fast and I'M the one giving you the pointers - you'll be 10x times ahead of the little brats that think they're all that because mommy bought them a hi def camera - ooooooooo - I'm soooo not impressed.

High Def Sucks and here's why...your stupid camera is so delicate and expensive that you can't go into the trenches and get the real stuff cause if you drop it...IT'S OVER - CHUMP AAAAHH AHA HA HA HAA!!

My REAL MOVIE CAMERAS CAN BE RUN OVER BY A TANK AND WILL STILL WORK - BEYOOOOTCHES!

Ignorant Philistines...perish on the lathe of heaven - one scratch on your only DVD master and YOU'RE SUNK!

ONE SCRATCH ON A PIECE OF FILM AND IT'S ART!

HA HA HAAAA! foolish mortals -
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Thank you to everyone that called and helped me with my issues.

Always remember that men are the ones with issues and women are the ones with baggage.

Frankly, I don't mind a little baggage on women, as long as it's in the right places.

eeeeeeeeeeeeH

thanks Doc!

you ROCK!!!

eeeeeeeeeeeeH

I'll have some video up on that soon.

Always look for your center and wear a good sweater!

THX

Neil T.S.

I'm undergoing crash therapy right now with Dr. Brain Washer at the moment - I'm finding my center.

anyone can call me at 1-877-714-1996 (and then press 241 right away) and if I'm there I'll pick up -
otherwise me and the good Doctor are out looking for the sweater that's just right for me.

Thank you,

Neil T.S.
ON PROFESSIONALISM

Once the semi-pro's were out of the picture I had the core people left and they performed very well.  It's incredible to me how many people play the stupid 'that's not professional' attitude with me - excuse me, I'm paying you and almost every time someone does that I know they DON'T know what they're talking about because I'm not paying them ever again - thus making them unprofessional until they try to scam someone else.

- people like that try to pray on the weak and they do it in a way that makes you doubt yourself, and if what you are doing is not sincere then you give up and they take it over. But if you have a very clear vision of what you want to do you will always prevail and they just go away OR they try to get back into your good graces and you either take them back or tell them to go away. Pretty basic stuff, dontcha think?
One of my DiPs (as in misdirector of photography) hated me so much and refused to take direction so much that when I insisted that he fasten his seatbelt in my jet car he wouldn't do it...and I have a witness to that and she hates him more than he hates me - ha ha!

What kind of prick thinks that they are proving something by not following the basic rules of the road - and then turns around and tries to tell me how things are done.

Worst director of photography ever - honestly - and I've hated some of the best - he heeee!

oh, the stuff he did for me is fine

but only because I had to beat him like the mule he was...

pathetic ass...

come and get me chump

you suck

and that's the only reason why you still work in this business

ha haaa!!

Yipes!!

I'm in real trouble now! sure, the cops are always a nuisance and the Squirrles had a huge party because they think we won the war or something but let me tell you the worst possible thing that is happening to me now...is that I can't stop laughing...

because I uncovered a series of entrapment scams aimed directly at me...this is really one for the books, I mean if you are incompetent to begin with...what do you think your chances are of actually pulling off an elaborate swindle or shake down? - answer: nil. I've been through this way too many times - it always comes out in the end and the grin they always had on their face suddenly reverses 'cause they realize they're going to lose all their new dental work about a minute after they are incarcerated - I remember paying a visit to one of my adversaries - chiropractor that gets to spend the rest of their life (which won't be for much longer) in prison - sorry , you play, you pay, you really don't want to feel sorry for that guy, he molested women - I don't like that (molestation that is) most women are fine.

Incompetence shines through all aspects of ones life - if someone feels like they need to trick me into not telling people that they are incompetent, thats when you know their going to shoot themselves in the foot, the waist and between the legs, every time.  They're incompetent, it never works out, trust me.

So I'm laughing so hard and I go into a place and everyone is upset because the Seahawks lost - well they should have been reading this blog because I told you they would lose - well actually I told people that the Packers were my team of choice, sorry officer friendly. Which means I'm the only happy man in the place and people start to get a little irate - great, the one day I actually don't want any problems and act like a really nice person for once is the day the hawks get trounced - It was really bad - they were only winning by one to three points most of the season so hey -sorry officer friendly -

Speaking of Officer Friendly. Lee Giles was the one that did commercials for the police dept featuring "Harvey" the talking motorcycle, yup - he would go to the schools - I remember him.

http://blogs.thenewstribune.com/crime/?title=disgraced_cop_saga_continues&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1

Now do you see why I don't like cops that live double lives?

Please don't try to sue me for anything on this site...that would be incompetent.

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Okay girls, here's one for all of you!!

It turns out my ex-wife, whom I thought was the most loyal woman I've ever met actually cheated on me once before the divorce and once before the papers were signed - WOW!! THAT WAS LIKE 7 YEARS AGO AND I NEVER KNEW IT - So one time - fine, I had to give one or two girls that were special in my past a break like that but I wasn't married to them. At least the second time it was when I just walked out and never came back for anything and lived in a boarding house while editing a project  - I promised it all to you anyway, remember? the only reason why I did that was because I thought you were the one woman left that didn't do that...I guess I'm wrong.

Thank God I didn't find out about it til now...

so how's that mortgage workin out for ya??????????????? -

good christ

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A financial adviser (as if) told me I was a millionaire. OK, fine...but if that's true then why am I having to scrounge change out of my laundry for one more big bottle of beer?.....oh wait...it's 5:05 AM January 12th 2008...no booze til 6:00..heh....

HEY! i heard that Hemmingway or however you spell your stupid name...don't tell me you knew what you were doing...you blew your stupid brains out - stop threatening me.

And as for you Buster Keaton, you are a GOD...better than chaplin and I know absolutely every frame of Chaplin and I performed for his ghost many times and it laughed - s'all I need.

aNYWAy two girls I know are getting married and I think it's great - I remember when I was messing around on my front lawn when I was about five and saw two guys walking up the street and one of them had this weird kind of dress on - i think it was some kind of frock or something like a Mexican triple-decker style and they were arm and arm and very happy and one man said to the other "I love you, I want to marry you..." and they continued upward, toward my best friend Jason Ishida's house, past Peter and Johns and beyond.

I had never thought about something like that before...at the age of five I was a secret agent or a friendly giant that helped little people and both of them liked girls so it never really dawned on me that such a thing could happen.

It really didn't bother me too much, I thought it was funny and laughed, but it was that kind of laugh children get when they are learning something new and cool - we love who we love and we just can't really seem to help ourselves, now can we?

I'm tired - goonight

No charges were filed - not even a report was made - I probably should have just let it go but I was pissed -

Honestly, Officer Friendly..I have absolutely no problem with you kicking my head around like your playing world cup soccar if I am out on the streets causing trouble and doing something that warrants a call to the police, no really, happens to me all the time - if I deserve a beating, I'll take it -

BUT PLEASE TRY TO BE MORE RESPECTFUL TO ME AT MY OWN HOME - THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!

I spoke to the internal affairs division - and the sarge took a statement directly - always better to do it that way to make sure that you don't sound to weird or go off on a tangent if you record the complaint on audio.

they were very helpful and I only felt it was my duty to tell someone what had happened -

I was really worried at first but now that I spoke to Officer Quay, I feel much better and I DO NOT BELIEVE THE COPS TRIED TO KILL ME ANYMORE - they had every right to be concerned for everyones safety - I did not resist and the matter was ended -

let me reiterate that there were three officers and only one was really scary and offensive and hopefully they have better things to do then to watch me -

I don't want to put any one away - I know what it's like to be in jail so honestly I wouldn't wish that on anyone, even a cop who I guess had a right to his opinion, but hey - to hell with it - it's over and I'M STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE FOR NOW ON - ESPECIALLY BECAUSE EVERY COP IN SEATTLE IS READING THIS BLOG NOW -

Seattle has a problem hiring officers and we need to make sure that we do whatever we can to help them get to the real story so they can enforce the laws.

I wrote my last entry very soon after it happened and was very upset - I think we all were that night -

Hawks vs. Packers later today!!!

Sorry officer, I want Greenbay...

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So the cops come to my house tonight and spoke to me.  That's okay, I know the drill. Do not fight back and quote verses from the Constitution, it always works when they try to invade your home, no problem.  My home is my castle and I don't let a few Seattle cops push me around on my own property.  They did the same old same old "we were concerned for our safety so we needed to restrain him" excuse which never works if you don't resist.

One of the cops tried to play tough with me and threatened me and used foul language - the funny thing is that was the exact same complaint that was brought against me and had manifested the visit to my home in the first place.

Stupid cops.

I sent them away and after the new one said enough to put him away for at least four years (cops last like three days in jail on average) I decided to tell them to get off my property and they did.

Stupid cops (i don't capitalize the 'c' out of severe disrespect)

Seattle,

the cops are so dumb that it's like the reverse of the show 'cops' where the ones that can't form a sentence are the ones with the badges.

I'm meeting with my old friend Jordan tomorrow, we were in acting class in high school.

We haven't seen each other in about 20 years.

His dad was the Mayor of Seattle during the 80's

see ya,

p.s. if anything were to happen to me - can you please call the papers?

can you honestly tell me that my movies are weirder then my real life...???????

why do you think I called the movie "FROM CONCENTRATE" ??????????????????????

thx,

Neil


Okay that tears it!

NO MORE VEGAN FOOD - I won't go into too many details as I still kinda like that place...kinda.
But it is clearly turning people I thought were cool and tough into total wussies - I mean how can you say "NO POLITICS" while your wall is full of political messages?  -- I guess the real statement was "NO POLITICS THAT WE DON'T AGREE WITH IN THIS BAR" okay fine, the problem is my line of questioning in regards to their statements seemed to make them more and more upset, which means they really haven't thought out their stance very well, (not a good way to go) and think you've been following politics for as long as I have -

For political reasons I am not naming the bar or the people or the political affiliation they don't seem to know much about - but definately NO MORE VEGAN FOOD...IT MAKES YOU STUPID

i THINK MY NEXT FILM WILL BE A DOCUMENTARY THAT STUDIES THE AFFECTS OF VEGANS AND SEE HOW SMART THEY REALLY ARE

THIS SOULD BE FUN

i'M BEGINNING TO LISTEN TO THE ORANGE CAT MORE AND MORE THESE DAYS.


Orange Cat Alert *** Orange Cat Alert!!!

That darn orange cat is back...peeking in my window and looking at me with a really weird expression on it's face-I don't think it belongs to the nice ladies next door that seem to be raising a heard of felines together...I've never seen this one before until a few days ago.  I'll be doing whatever in a room in my house and suddenly I get this feeling as if I'm being watched.  I turn and there it is, just staring at me with this crazy look on it's face...It's mouth is sort of half open and it seems to be focusing straight at me.  What do you want?...Look tiger, I don't need another pet...I made the mistake of letting the squirrels nest in my attic last winter out of pity and they totally made a mess of the place...leaves, nuts, beer bottles, crack pipes...you name it.  I tried to get rid of them by blasting the conservative station on the third floor and lived in the basement, well all that happaned is I now have a large family of Republican squirrels that keep telling me to vote for John McCain.  Look you animals! - I'm going to make an informed, careful descision as to whom I would like as the next President of the United States and you will not influence me with such 'hit and scamper' attacks on my charcter, dammit.  Perhaps the orange cat is trying to tell me to vote for Obama...hey, I do agree the guy is ON FIYA!.

But it's way too early...I do think it's kinda funny that Clinton spent all of last week playing down New Hamshire and now that she won it, apparrantly it's the comback of the century (they won't tell you they ran out of ballots and all the senior citizens were basicilly strong-armed into having her staff write-in her name for a lot of scared old ladies-that's why she just fired everybody on the staff - but hey - that's politics.., not like we haven't been seeing voter fraud for the last few years anyway.) Kinda funny that her supporters who have wined for the last few years about that sort of thing have nothing to say about the exact same thing when it's in their favor - you can't be expected to be taken seriously when you flip flop like that - it's disgusting.

I gotta go

Neil:

calling Art Flesh Gordon...calling Art Flesh Gordon!...come in Art Flesh....voting banner disabled! - help us Art Flesh! your desciples need you now! HELP! please let us vote for you - why do you torment your children so? We are alone in the darkness!! save us...saavvvee usss ahhhhhhhh!

EXTRA EXTRA!!!

Dr. Phil is going to pump Britney full of really bad drugs because the Rx. industry pays him a lot of money, indirectly.

They're desperate to get as many new guinea pigs as possible to replace all the ones that wound up killing themselves with Zoloft - they feel that if they can get Britney to endorse some new wonder drug that they will corner the teeny bopper market - and mess up a whole new generation...

just my opinion - let's watch and see what happens. Just sit on the floor 'Indian fashion' and enjoy...

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1367646536

Yesterday

My barista finally chased me out of her establishment with a broom! my wildest fantasy came true!!!
I will miss that coffee, damn...all the other places around here over roast their coffee and I hate that burnt taste.

Usually the kind of person that does that is one of those typical Seattle clones with the bald head and the grey goatee and tiny glasses that always sounds like they're adjusting their hemorroides - hate 'em - they're all suffering from a retarded hypothalamus yet everyone here listens to these idiots because of some built in Freudian complex - that's why the traffic will only get worse here - who the hell thinks that taking 8 lanes on the waterfront and turning it into four lanes will somehow improve traffic - answer: the bald grey goatee bespectacled Seattle crowd, and the silly women that support them...

Today:

Pretty much just started - I think I'll go to bed - oh but Conan is on - so I'll watch that first -
on an additional note - I'm going to have to side with Conan on the whole writer strike thing - Conan has been ON FIYA for the last two days and getting better, and it's all because he is having to improve more

- watch out WGA! it's too easy for anyone to make a movie now as David Selznick said it best anybody can make a movie, it requires no special talent, just the desire to do so.

(just a disclaimer: I finished the script for my film on Oct 31st before the strike began - and I'm the director and producer...so I picketed myself - I pick at myself anyway so I figured why not!)

I'm off beer for awhile - please don't send me any.

I'll go back to the coffee house I abandoned several years ago after that one cute barrista there helped me destroy my marriage (no I didn't cheat, but that didn't matter - I really f__d that up), both her AND my ex have fallen off the map long ago...and the coffee is still good but the stupid biodiesel (look at me - I care about the environment but am taking food out of the mouths of all the starving children overseas for my car) people hang out there - I better check for brooms.

Someone called me cynical the other day - I am very suspicious of the sincerity of their motives...

Tomorrow

Trust me, it's Seattle - most counter help will sneer at you the moment you walk in and keep talking to their vet on the phone about their cat that won't take it's lithium - at the exact moment your coffee withdraw kicks in....

Or

WATCH FOR MY MOVIE IN FEBRUARY 2008

 

"FROM CONCENTRATE"

Look for it to be projected on the side of some wall, silo or barn (16mm/sound) in a small town near YOU!